The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Boswell. Boswell does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Boswell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boswell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.