The Hamstring Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Boswell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.