The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Boswell
Chris Boswell · PIT · K
“At 35, Boswell is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boswell's week
- Boswell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Boswell warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Boswell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Boswell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Boswell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Boswell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.