The Hamstring Hex of Chris Godwin Jr.
Chris Godwin Jr. · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Godwin Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Godwin Jr.'s week
- Godwin Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Godwin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Godwin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Godwin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Godwin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Godwin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.