The Snap Count Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.