The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.