The Snap Count Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.