The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.