The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.