The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.