The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.