The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Olave, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.