The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“The QB looks at Olave exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.