The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Olave's stadium. Only over Olave.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.