The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Olave, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.