The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.