The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.