The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.