The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Olave's stadium. Only over Olave.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Olave is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.