The Hamstring Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.