The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.