The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The QB looks at Olave exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.