The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Olave will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.