The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Olave drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.