The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.