The Snap Count Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.