The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Olave gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.