The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Olave gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.