The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.