The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.