The Phantom Holding Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.