The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Olave gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.