The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Olave is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.