The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.