The Inch-Short Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.