The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Olave's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.