The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.