The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.