The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Rodriguez Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodriguez Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.