The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.