The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCaffrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.