The Hamstring Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.
- A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.