The Hamstring Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- McCaffrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.