The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McCaffrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCaffrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.