The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.