The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach says McCaffrey is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCaffrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.