The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McCaffrey's stadium. Only over McCaffrey.
- McCaffrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.