The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.