The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases McCaffrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McCaffrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.