The Garbage-Time Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McCaffrey will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
McCaffrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.